Funny Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I told him about the Oedipal thing, about my father leaving when I was very young so I knew how to pine for men,…

— Carrie Fisher

“It wasn't that funny, but I laughed. There wouldn't be much laughter in the world if people didn't like each other, because there sure…

— John Barnes

“War's a funny thing. Some men go off and come home again just fine. But there's some that come home and never do come…

— Victoria Wilcox

“The Nazis understand everything except humour.”

— Mary Berg

“If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.”

— Kimberly Novosel

“Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard about Life and had seen the joke.”

— Terry Pratchett

“What had been so funny? But you can never remember what you were laughing about, and even if you could, it seems doubtful that…

— Rufi Thorpe

One of the marvelous things about Churchill is that whatever he was doing, whether fighting or arguing or despairing or bouncing about full of…

— Paul Johnson

“He takes a kitchen chair and sits in the yard and all the ducks come around. He holds up the cheese curls in one…

— Garrison Keillor

“Everything funny in a not-funny-at-all kind of way. Sarcasm as something you practiced like karate. Later concealing your mute fury when nobody fed you…

— Jonathan Lethem

“there was a soldier in the next room living with his wife and he would soon be going over there to protect me from…

— Charles Bukowski

“We are here to drink beer. We are here to end war. We are here to laugh at the odds, and live life so…

— Charles Bukowski