Funny Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Being vulgar to be funny is a crutch, and I prefer wheelchairs.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“The inmates made jokes about the chair, the way people always make jokes about things that frighten them but can't be gotten away from.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Because if there's anything you need to be a physical therapist, it's a sense of humor.” — Adele Levine Copy Share Image
“But the funniest one they showed us was about the need for leisure time. I was sitting next to women who work until one… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK—he was already paralyzed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I may possibly be a candidate for Alzheimer’s myself, since I’m finding crude jokes much funnier now than I once did. I am growing… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“ Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you? Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir.” — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
