Quote by Michael Kroft Download Open image ““A jerk stuck in a wheelchair, is still a jerk.”” — Michael Kroft ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK—he was already paralyzed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He sees me staring and raises his hands in the air like what the shit, dude? “I will use a wheelchair if and when… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“I went to an airport and asked for a wheelchair. There were three of us in wheelchairs and only two porters, so the guy… — Itzhak Perlman Copy Share Image
“I have a handicap on the golf course like you wouldn’t believe. It’s more than a limp, and less than a wheelchair.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Yes sir, yes madam, I entreat you, get out of those motorized wheelchairs, get off your foam rubber backsides, stand up straight like men!… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“He lifted himself from a wheelchair to lift the nation from its knees.” — Jean Edward Smith Copy Share Image
“Is the guy in the wheelchair in Glee acting or is he a real parallelogram?” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“Since writing, I've learnt to truly appreciate COLD coffee. If the second or third sip is cold, I lost track of time and was… — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“Just because you're aware that you're a nincompoop, doesn't make you any less of one.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I've read way too much on the overused/misunderstood buzzwords "Show, don't tell!" that I'm convinced all novels should now be picture books” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“Dear, she's not tolerant at all of our being Jewish," said Mrs. Rosen. "She has no problem with it that requires any.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“A jerk, a creep or an asshole in a wheelchair, is still a jerk, a creep or an Asshole.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“To give my next novel balance, I'm going to begin it with "The start" followed by a dozen carriage returns. It offsets the words,… — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I wonder if Dickens knew he was writing historical fiction when he wrote his many novels.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“If a novel doesn't have well-developed three-dimensional principal characters, wouldn't it be a graphic novel without the graphics?” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“You said a formal dinner was where we dress up!" explained the little boy behind the monkey mask.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I always get the strangest looks when I tell people that I enjoy purposely staining sheets of paper with many tiny blotches of permanent… — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I think finding that happy medium is pretty much impossible. I have never seen or heard of a cheerful ghost talker.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I want to be -That guy who wrote that thing there,- but I'm currently, -He's who, who wrote what?-” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
