Quote by David Thorne Download Open image ““Is the guy in the wheelchair in Glee acting or is he a real parallelogram?”” — David Thorne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
There was an agent who wanted to book me for Glee. He lied and said I could sing. He was like, "If you need… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“I went to an airport and asked for a wheelchair. There were three of us in wheelchairs and only two porters, so the guy… — Itzhak Perlman Copy Share Image
“I was suddenly possessed with the idea that the blind, blank back of his head really was his face—an awful, eyeless face staring at… — G. K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Why, not much as yet, sir, on accounts I suppose of not being able to walk much; but he goes about the Yard, and… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Where is he? Bridgerton!" he bellowed. Three chestnut heads swiveled in his direction. Simon stomped across the grass, murder in his eyes. "I meant… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“And yet you thought he was the one? Imagine a lifetime without laughter.” — Anna Bell Copy Share Image
“In moments the whole assembly was rocking with jeering laughter as I stood ridiculously before them. My hands clenched uncontrollably; I had been prepared… — Teresa Denys Copy Share Image
“He replies (four minutes later): Anyone who throws a glass of wine in someone’s face has to expect to be talked about. Shit. I… — Gemma Burgess Copy Share Image
“He’s the guy who’ll do a ridiculous robot dance to make you laugh, who’ll lick the tip of your nose, make a fool out… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan of carrying… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“If you had managed to persuade my mother not to procreate, I would not exist to send you the plans for constructing your own… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“Charity is detrimental unless it helps the recipient become independent of it.” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor.” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“It is not necessary to attempt a resolution when it is self-resolving.” — David Thorne Copy Share Image
Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“The four seasons in Australia consist of "fuck it's hot," "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in today because… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
“I was commissioned to write copy for an annual publication produced by Top Tourist Parks of Australia. After a print run of seventy-five thousand… — David Thorne Copy Share Image
I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. — David Thorne Copy Share Image
