Chair Quote by Stephen King

“Prison is not a joke.”

— Emy Storey

“There was a great joke that was forever doing the rounds in the jail and it was probably funny not because it had a…

— H.M. Forester

“The chair in the police station was uncomfortable and I couldn’t sit in it. It was a cheap looking chair in a cheap looking…

— Ken Macrorie

“bodies becoming like prisons with the person stuck inside. Screaming, or not screaming, but staring at you like you should do something.”

— Elizabeth Strout

“I thought I was having a fucking stroke," I say as they free me from my coated elastic prison, making them laugh even harder.”

— Trish Doller

“I like visiting people in prison. I can say whatever I want to them, and they can’t do anything about it.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“I often find myself in a room full of strangers, and very often it’s a tough crowd. But I’m a master networker, so for…

— Jarod Kintz

“Prison is, you don’t judge people, you accept them. If they get out of line you knock them out. When in doubt, you punch…

— Marlin Marynick

“So what indeed! The lesson I myself learned over and over again when teaching at the college and then the prison was the uselessness…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Being vulgar to be funny is a crutch, and I prefer wheelchairs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“everywhere I looked, people were smiling, like convicts who had just staged a daring escape and couldn’t quite believe they had gotten away with…

— Chris Mitchell

“They have been in prison so long that, if the prison door stands open, they would no longer notice!”

— Agatha Christie