Humor Quote by David Sedaris

“I’m getting to the age where you really do get only what you pay for.”

— Haruki Murakami

“There is my first insight, young woman. Always downplay the value of money; it will make it much easier for him to hand it…

— Ted Dekker

“Have you ever wondered why your financial situation is not better even though you make more money now than you did when you were…

— Celso Cukierkorn

“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life, now that I'm old - I know it is!”

— Oscar Wilde

“Spend your money where you are appreciated.”

— De philosopher DJ Kyos

“I'm old and rich, and people let me say whatever I want.”

— Shannon Hale

“Get the money before they screw you, darling.”

— Shirley Polykoff

“I was lucky that I was forced to find a way to get the things I wanted in life by finding honest ways to…

— Michael Alden

“If you don't know what money is, how will you obtain more of it?”

— Gary North

“I was raised to be a rich kid, only without the complication of money.”

— Richard Todd

“When you're young all you want to have is money. When you're old, all you want to have is time.”

— Alin Sav

“As I get older, I am becoming more selective of who I consider a friend. I find that I would rather have 4 quarters…

— Steve Maraboli