Humor Quote by David Sedaris

“Stay the fuck out of my head!" Fuck. There's a word I understand. "Yes, please.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“I probably needed to say something, some spiritual version of "Get the fuck out." And I had no idea what that might be.”

— Marshall Thornton

“How about we call it lovingly fucking your brains out?”

— R.K. Lilley

“Fucking A. Hell can do without me for a while. And I’m going to make you feel so good you won’t even think about…

— C.C. Gibbs

“You need to figure out whether you’re feeling like, “Fuck yeah!” or “No.”

— Timothy Ferriss

“If you’re fucked up in the head there’s no explanation. You might think about it one way one minute then two hours later you’ll…

— Alexander Masters

“When you’re ready to leave behind a man who doesn’t even have the fucking balls to tell me to back the fuck off when…

— Nina Levine

“I close my eyes and lean my head against the seat, and the word fuck just repeats itself over and over in my head,…

— Courtney Summers

“What are we doing?" "You didn't think that was it, did you?" he asked. "I'm going to fuck you so well, that the next…

— Strong Hold Publishing

“I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean.”

— Lisa Glatt

“God gave you a brain to use as well as a tongue, Frankie. Some people know more about what you're telling them than you…

— Daniel Kemp

“I open my mouth and the words come out. They just come out. Fuck you.”

— Rick Yancey