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Good leaders are like baseball umpires
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
- Being a full-time mother . . . highest salaried job
- Devil challenged in a game of cricket
- Excitement in Examz!!!...
- Wife comes home late at night
- A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
- Good citizens who do not vote.
- I don't make jokes
- In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u
- Promising young man should go into politics
- Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
- Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
- Considering his achievements of
- Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
- The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble
- Politics is derived from...
- Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
- Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics
- The more u observe about this Politics thing
- Government is like a baby
- A good leader is a person
- Politics is the gentle art of....
- Pollution of democracy
- Change their party for principles
- I offer my opponents a bargain
- We have plenty of Confidence in this country
- Any party which takes credit for the rain
- Politics has been concerned with right or left
- The return of phoolan devi (bb)
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)
The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]
Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. […]
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
In politics, your enemies cant hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala
Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.
These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also […]
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! "The return of phoolan devi", Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ. Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto), Character Actor:Musharraf Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel. Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie, Dancer: Sherry, Music: MQM & Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/