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Aruing with your boss
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!
- Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
- I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET
- Let the boss speak first
- Perfect example of confidence:
- In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
- What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
- What is the difference between monkey and donkey
- Sardar Bunks office
- Most romantic horrible scene
- Arguing with stupid people .. slapping urself
- The two main rules of the company..
- You are a DONKEY
- Want to win or to be happy?
- Life is strange....
- Everybody makes mistakes in this world
- SEND me all UR MONEY
- Do u want to hear a dirty joke
- Thanks for being there
- Qualities a friend must have
- Attitude of girls
- Meri tarah perfect
- Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"
- Have a blessed coming-winter..!
- Sad to realize
- Interesting moments in our daily life
- Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
- Which one of us was the stupid one?
- We will/can repent
- What's harder after making some1 happy?
- Why It Never Worked Out With
- People can stay in your heart
- U've 2 realize at some point
- To realize how better ur life is
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me […]
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : […]
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene? . Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D
Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself.
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?" The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did." Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . . . There was no […]
You are a DONKEY D 4 decent O 4 outclass N 4 nice K 4 kind E 4 excelent Y 4 young
A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended
Life is strange .. .. SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms, VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths, And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . . :-)
In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them
Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go... . . . A white horse fell in the mud
Thanks for being there through the tears,laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->
I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . "ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]
Drinking coffee from a mug held with gloved hands Having a get together with the heater on Having chats on the roof wearing cozy sweaters and mufflers Enjoying Rain in a parked car Strolling on a calm road at night with a cup of tea in hand Drawing shapes on fogged window panes Taking a […]
It Is Sad When You Realize You Are Not As Important To Someone As They Are To You!
Interesting moments in our daily life: Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time Enjoying the moment […]
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person." I suggest them your name. They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."
My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that YOU donâ€™t hire stupid people ;-)
#Five common tricks of shaytaan... Let's Beware! You are young, have some fun! Keep enjoying, life is long, you can repent later! Don't remain cool during anger, patience is for cowards! Everybody's doing it. Don't be extremist; spice up your life! Oh, you have too many sins. Allah will not forgive you, keep doing sins! […]
Do you know what's harder after making other people HAPPY??? It's when they don't realize that you also need someone to do the same!
Someday, Someone Will Walk In Your Life And Make You Realize Why It Never Worked Out With Someone Else
At Some Point, You Have To Realize That Some People Can Stay In Your Heart, But Not In Your Life...
At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life
Sometimes, Someone Has To Hurt You Deep Enough To Make You Realize How Better Your Life Is Without Them In It. . . !!! ~Author Unknown