Hindi SMS Messages

4 din phele lohri ke bale bale

No tear,No fear khao Mungfle
Aur foole
aap ko 4 din phele lohri ke bale bale

Nikal lena apna ATM

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM

allah ka de hoi takleef

Allah Ta'Aalla farmata hai
jo meri de hoi takleef per saber na kry
meri raza mein razi na ho
usy cahye wo koi or rab talash kr ly

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,

Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Za Sharabi Na Yam

Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.

O tere result da ki banya?

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna

Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna