Hindi SMS Messages

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
"acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)

King of SMS

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS

Araam farma rahay hain:)

Benefits of Load shedding

Load shedding k fawa'id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.

Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you"
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D

75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
"Zarorut-e-rishta"

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain"

1 pagal American se

1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?

Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!

A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho

A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D