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chand or taray tornay gayee

Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye......
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k....
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

Aafat ke syrup ho tum

Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ...........
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

Hadson ki waja say bachay

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;

Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..

So, plz. Avoid CAR..

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye

subhanallah! !!