Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gaye,

aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum

guddu k pass so jao.

Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon

next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him.

Boy asked tum kon ho.
Girl: main guddu aap kon?
Boy: main ullu ka patha.

Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma Bankar
Hum Say Her shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra Bankar

Chand Nikla Hai Teri Aankh K Ansoo Ki Tarah
Phool Mehkay Hain Teri Zulf Ka Saya Bankar

Meri Jaagi Huyi Raaton Ko Usi Ki Hai Talash
So Raha Hai Meri Ankhon Main Jo Sapna Bankar

Dil Kay Kaghaz Par Utarta Hai Jo Sheron Ki Tarah
Meray Hontoon Pay Machalta Hai Jo Naghma Bankar

Raat Bhi aaye To Bujhti Nahin Chehray Ki Chamak
Rouh Main Phail Gaya Hai Woh Ujala Bankar

Mera Kya Haal Hai Yeh Aakay Kabhi dekh To Lay
Jee Raha Hoon Tera Bhoola Hua Vada Bankar

Dhoup Main Kho Gaya Woh Haath Chhura Kar
Ghar Say Jo Saath Chala Tha Mera Saya Bankar

Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma Banker
Hum Say Her Shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra Banker

Kia hai jo pyar to chupate kion ho
Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kion ho
Jal rahay ho mere pyar ki bhatti mein
Phir hijar ka dard cupate kion ho

Khuwabon mein bhi agar iqrar nahi
To khuwaboon mein phir aate kion ho
Nazrain mila ke sharma jate ho jo
Nazrain hum se milaate hi kion ho

Maan lo! ke dil hamain de baithay ho
Aag ko ab baraf batate kion ho
Chalo keh do tumhain se pyar nahi
yeh kehne se phir ghabratay kion ho

Dukh dard ke maaron se mera zikar na kerna…
Ghar jao to yaaron se mera zikar na kerna…

Woh zabt na ker payenge aankhon ke samandar…
Tum raah guzaron se mera zikar na kerna…

Phoolon ke nasheman mein raha hoon mein sada se…
Dekho kabhi khaaron se mera zikar na kerna…

Shayad ye andhere hi mujhe raah dikhayein…
Ab chaand sitaron se mera zikar na kerna…

Woh meri kahani ko galat rang na de dein…
Afsana nigaaron se mera zikar na kerna…

Shayad woh mere haal pe besakhta rodein…
Is baar baharon se mera zikar na kerna…

Le jayenge gehrayi mein tum ko bhi baha ker…
Darya ke kinaron se mera zikar na kerna…

Woh shakhs mile to usey har baat batana…
Tum sirf isharon se mera zikar na kerna…

Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai
Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai

teri yad aise me boht aati hai
chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!

Buzrgon ka qual he ky.
Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna
ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he.

Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.

Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain,
Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain,

Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain,
Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein “YAAD” Karte Hain…

1 din
Rasool (S.A.W) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat mai dekha or wja pochi,
Usny kaha Ae RASOOL E KHUDA Ap (s.a.w) ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon,

Ap (S.A.W) ki umat ki 6 khaslaten mujse brdasht nhi,

1-jb milen tu Salam krte hain

2-musafah krte hain

3-jb koi kam krna chahty hain tu INSHALLAH kehte hain

4-Astaghfar krte hain

5- Ap (S.A.W) ka nam sunty hi Salawat behjte hain

6- hr kam ki ibtida BISMILLAH se krte hain

Teacher:”Mere papa aaj job par gae hain”
Iss ka future tense banao!

Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge,
kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland qad shakhsiat ka ye ehsan, banda e aajiz ki be ronaq zindagi me bahar se kam na hoga…
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