Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !

Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.

ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

D se dil
D se dost
D se dilbar
D se dhadkan
D se dillagi
D se deewanapan
D se darar
D se dushman
D se dard
D se d end
isliye d se fir dil na lagao

Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad
Valentine’s Day hay.

Jis Jis Ne
Hamein Phool
Dena Hai

Wo Line
May Lag
Jaye

Koi Ek Dusray
Ko Dhakka
Nahi Day ga

Jo Aaj
Reh Jaye
Wo Kal
Aa Jaye

Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,

Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody’s life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.

Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.

Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.
Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.
Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,
Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D