Hindi SMS Messages

Coffee ke cup se uthtay dhowain

Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuye
me tumhari tasveer nazar aati hai,

aur inhi kahaylon mein kho kar
aksar meri coffee thandi ho jati hai.

Faqat tumhare liye ghazlain

Badnam Zamane main Mohabbat Nahen Karte,
Dil Waly Tu Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahen Karte,

Ek Bar Jisy Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir,
Ham Log Amanat Main Khianat Nahen Karte,

Tanhai Main Karlete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kar,
Zahir Kabhi Ham Apni Ebadat Nahen Karte,

Waqt Aane Par Maaloom Yeh Ho Jaiy Ga Tum Ko,
Ham Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahen Karte,

Lekhte Hain FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liy Ghazlain,
Har Shakhs Pe ham Aise Enayat Nahen Karte..

Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
"iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai"

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

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Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

Ja sms ja,

mere sweet dost ke pass ja,

dhire se jana shor na machana,

soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna,

free hoge to miss U kehna..!

Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

6 sawal

6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass

1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ?
2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ?
3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ?
4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi hote ?
5) Duniya ka kon sa janwar hai jiski 3 ankhein hai ?
6) Kon say shaher mai ek aisa drakht hai jis k patte subah ko white dopahar ko red sham ko green or raat ko black ho jate hai ?

IT'S CHALLENGE FOR U.

Answers:-
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Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

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