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One need not be a house
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
- How he got into the house
- Acompany guest to the door of house
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
- Christmas Greetings from our House
- Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend
- Hold on man ... scooby-doo
- Wanted single girl
- Y R U SENDING MSGs 2 dat person?
- We will now upgrade your brain
- Tomorrow exam's cheat today!
- Halloween is huge
- Our son got his brain from me
- Silent message for all students
- Falling in love is like jumping off a building
- The brain is a wonderful organ
- Height of bravery for girls in 2012
- A husband is someone who
- 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce
- Medical student wishing good night
- Your network tariff has changed!
- Position of husband is like a split A.C.
- The human brain is most thing outstanding
- Open to receive friends.
- Unit to measure love friendship & trust
- Open ur tinky minky eyes
- Life of a medical student
- Stop only when we enter the examination hall
- For the best 2021, Happy New Year
- Lending Mirror
- SEND me all UR MONEY
- Wise saying of Hakeem Luqman
- The 10 qualities of perfect friend
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]
It is part of the Sunna that A man should accompany his guest to the door of the house. (Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Christmas Greetings from our House to yours, May the Season be bright and the year that's ahead turn out to be just right. With warmest wishes for Good Health and Happiness. Have a very Merry Christmas And a wonderful New Year!
Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]
Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title. ~From Scooby-Doo
- New Advertisement - WANTED SINGLE GIRL, Able To Cook, Love And Have Job, Must Have HOUSE & CAR. Plz Send Picture 0f HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D
One day my brain asked me "Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little "HEART" said to brain "U" NEED msgs but i need "FRIENDSHIP"
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait.... Searching.... searching... still searching.... Sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. ~Dee Snider
Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building. Your Brain Says Don't Do It! You Will Die! But Your Heart Says Don’t Worry, I Can Fly !
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until u get into the office...
Height Of Bravery For Girls in 2012 . . . . . . Moving Out Of House Without Make-Up :P
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
I wish that u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short, Good Night!!!!
Halloween, or Halloween, is a holiday celebrated on the night of October 31. Halloween activities include trick-or-treating, ghost tours, bonfires, costume parties, visiting "haunted houses", carving Jack-o'-lanterns, reading scary stories and watching horror movies. As of the rising trend of text messaging, peoples send Halloween text messages, scary text, Halloween poems, Halloween quotes, Halloween pranks […]
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote.
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories €¦ of many good things.
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? . Boy Thought For A While . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said Look, DON'T Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics […]
Open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning
Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it'll b over 5th yr: finaly it'll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing […]
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
May You Discover How To Ease Your Disturbed, Overworked Brain Into Manifestation And Consciousness, So You Can Disengage From Adverse Conditions, And Modify Your Life For The Best This Coming Year. Happy New Year 2021!
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman: * If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart, * If u r eating, take care of your Throat, * If u r in another man's house, take care of ur Eyes, * If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.
The 10 qualities of perfect friend 1 great & brave heart 2 sweet & soft voice 3 sharp & fast brain 4 cute & stupid smile 5 loving & caring 6 confident 7 attractive 8 deep connectivity 9 power of speaking truth 10 power of hearing lie about their self