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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
- How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- Coins of love, life, wife, love
- Wife said I'm dying
- Husband aur wife in hotel
- Angry wife to her husband
- By wife ....
- Wife came home with a goat.
- Years may fly
- Wife: If I die what will u do?
- Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
- 1 sec. without u =100 years. Miss U
- Twenty years from now
- Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
- Years come and go
- Hoping that the love u shared years ago
- Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE
- Husband to a newly wed wife
- Husband sent a text to his wife at night
- Wife : Do you want dinner?
- Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
- An intelligent wife
- Difference between wife & saali
- Buying a diamond ring for wife
- Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience
- If u were my husband / wife
- Husband, wife & spare tyre
- Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
- Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
- I am using your wife
- Wife: What is so interesting in me
- Happy New Year Message for Wife.
- Wife comes home late at night
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
"LOVE"is a Small Coin "LIFE" is a BIG Coin "Wife" is a Lucky Coin "Lover" is a Sweet Coin BUT, "FRIENDSHIP" is a GOLD Coin Keep it safe it..!
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]
Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
In school they taught me that: 1 hour = 60 min. 1 min= 60sec. but they never told me that: 1 sec. without U = 100 years. Miss U
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. (Mark Twain)
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Years come and go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020!!!
Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
Wife : I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me . . . Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
2020 Has Come To An End, And You Are Still There. I Know That Even Though The Years May Come And Go, Your Love Is Everlasting. Thank You For That. Happy New Year My Lovely Wife.
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]