Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]
A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time" The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to […]
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : […]
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me […]
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]
Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?" The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did." Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . . . There was no […]
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]
People thinks war is a Competition Between Weapons, People, Forces or Nation, But its a Battle of PRAYERS before ALLAH between Our Mothers and Thier Mothers. The Question is, Whose SON will come back with Flag in his Hands and whose SON come back with FLAG Cover his Body. I was told at my Birth […]
One day i told her you are just like a sun she got angry with me. Another day i told her you just like a moon she was very Happy. But i told her the moon has no own light the sun give him his own light.
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever! GOD said:But for 4 days only! I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day! GOD said:No. 3 days! I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw! GOD said:No. 2 days! I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)! GOD said:No.Just […]
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST. God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now? The man said: More than before ! God made all his family against him so they all left him. God asked: Do u still love Me? He said: Yes God made […]