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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
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- What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
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- How To Do French Kiss / Tongue Kiss
- Monkey can read SMS in my country
- How To Do Single-Lip Kiss / Romantic Kiss
- How To Do Lip Gloss Kiss / flirty kiss for boyfriends
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- I Want A KISS, please KISS me
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- Kiss in Physics & Computer
- How To Do Earlobe Kiss
- U can make a difference
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- Kiss is fly from lips
- I am like a Kiss , When I'm with You
- Feel d difference of boy / girl
- Difference between deciding and doing
- What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
- How To Do Spider man Kiss
- Little efforts big difference
- A boy ask the girl for a kiss
- Difference between wife & saali
- Difference between Husband & gadha
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is urs........:p
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message. Choice is yours
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
French Kiss is Probably the most famous kiss, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It's an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you'll send tingles up and down your sweetie's spine.
This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or Chap Stick, then rub your lips on your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.
The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.
People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try it:p
Select any number between 1 and 10 and I will tell you the type of Kiss you are going to receive from me. Answers :
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time
Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone's cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you's or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Cheek Kiss is A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a […]
What is the kiss in view....... Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips" Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY"
Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko, Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko, Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha, Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.
I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!
There is a difference between Who we love, Who we settle for, and Who we are meant for.
Kiss Definition in Physics:- "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies" Kiss Definition in Computer:- "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"
A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses, The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.
You Can Make a World of Difference Care About the Environment.
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
Kiss is fly from lips, Lips is wet also kiss, Dont miss a kiss it is a valve of this,
With this Kiss, I reveal all my thoughts and feelings about you that I have withheld for so long. I feel when I am with you ,I am like a Kiss, not because of it's beauty, but because I am able to bloom and grow with youâ€¦
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)
5 frogs were sitting on a wall 4 decided to jump off. How many left now?? still 5. because There€™s a lot of difference between Deciding and doing
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spider man kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.
In Life, Don't Settle For Someone Who Can Buy A Coffee For You , Go For Someone Who Can Actually Make It For You ! Sometimes Little Efforts Make A Big Difference :-)
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!