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Mirror who kill liars
Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS"
FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
- I will kill u for free
- 3 ways to break d mirror
- Behavior is a mirror
- Don't kill the students
- I heard that good looks can kill
- How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
- Life is like a mirror.
- Determination & Purification like mirror
- The past is like rear-view mirror in the car,
- Lending Mirror
- In a mirror & heart
- A heart dies / Kill itself
- A friend becomes the best
- Pakistani And American
- 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
- U r so cute and dashing
- How To Do French Kiss / Tongue Kiss
- Non-vegetarian statement
- 10 marks in an exam
- sitting at the table
- Reflection Canâ€™t Be Changed
- Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?
- Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
- When u get this sms
- When u get this SMS..
- Monkey can read SMS in my country
- FEELiNG is a painting never spoil it
- Most romantic horrible scene
- It's only with a female
- Three ants find an elephant asleep.
- Life is like a MOVIE...
- When u feel sad....
- 10 types of Kisses on Kiss day (13 Feb)
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦ 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.
Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his own image Reflections can't be changed, by changing a mirror.!
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"
I heard that good looks can kill... . . . . So, please don't look at me . . . . I don't wanna see you die.!!!
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Life is like a mirror. If you frown at it, it frowns back. If you smile at it, it returns the greeting.
A relationship should have determination & purification like a MIRROR.. Which never loses its ability to REFLECT even if BROKEN into thousand pieces.
The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car, it's good to glance back and see how far you've come, but if you stare too long you'll miss what's right in front of you.
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
In a mirror we find a reflection of our appearances But in heart we find a reflection of our soul
"A HEART die's when it is not able to share's its FEELINGS..., But a HEART Kills itself when another Heart does not Understands its Feelings.
When does a friend becomes the best in the world ? When his dialogue, "I care for u !" changes into "I will kill u if u don't take care of yourself ! " So take care of yourself if u don't want to be killed by me :P
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U Coz U r so Cute & Dashing.. 4 more JOKES recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
French Kiss is Probably the most famous kiss, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.
By A Non-Vegetarian : "Vegetarians Are Cruel People, They Kill Helpless Plants, We Atleast Have Decency To Kill The Chicken Who Can Run For Its Life"
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]
Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in America doesn't make you an American. Being born in America doesn't make you an American... proud it where ever you from....
"Behavior" Is A Mirror In Which Everyone, Displays His Own Image Always Try To Build Your Respectable Image Because Reflection Canâ€™t Be Changed By Changing The Mirror __ !!
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz's sister. Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???
Congratulations to you, my old friend, Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say, But you look good to me any day. When I look in the mirror, I sigh, 'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie. You're aging like me, so you surely can see That […]
When u get this sms, send it 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of, and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
When u get this SMS, Send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
"FEELiNG"is a painting never spoil it "FACE"is a book try to read it "LOVE" is precious be ready to sacrifice for it "FRiENDSHiP" is a mirror never"break" it.
Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene? . Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Three ants find an elephant asleep. One says,"We'll kill him!" Other one says,"We'll break his legs!" 3rd one says: "choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!":-)
Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Select any number between 1 and 10 and I will tell you the type of Kiss you are going to receive from me. Answers :