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Husband, wife & spare tyre

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS |

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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