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Height of Good Luck ...!
Height of Good Luck ...!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
- Luck, Future and mother
- Perfect example of good & bad luck
- What's d height of hope??
- Height of coolness
- Best of luck in your exams
- what is the height of flirting?
- Height of over love
- Height of confidence
- Height of insult
- The length & breadth & height of you
- Good Luck 4 Ramzan
- Height of bravery for girls in 2012
- Height 0f Begging
- Luck, heart, time and decisions
- What is my age?
- Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
- Teacher And A Student
- My name is Sunlight.
- What happened in 1869?
- Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
- A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
- Question by a student !!
- I love you & You love your daughter
- Impact of Movies
- At ur age hitler commited suicide
- Tell me where is God
- What we get on 15th August?
- **...PROBLEM & CHALLENGE...**
- Altered definitions of student life
- Fly in the plane of Ambition
- Most important source of finance
- Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward
Once I Asked My Luck How My Future Is In Ur View? Luck Replied! I'm Surprised That U Hv A Sweet Mother & U R Asking Me Abt Luck, Go & Listen Ur Mother's Prayer U Will Judge Ur Self Where U Will Stand In Future
What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"
Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
Height of over love A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because He feels that her hand Might pain while typing the text.
Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]
Height of insult- Girl msgs her bf.. jaan i can't live widout u.. Will u marry me??? reply cums.. Whos dis? I lost all my contacts.. :D
The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.
Best Leader - Allah Guide - Quaran Lyrics - Aazan Loyality - Imaan Request - Dua Protection - Fitra Oath - Kalma Exercise - Namaaz Self Control - Roza So Good Luck 4 Ramazan
Height Of Bravery For Girls in 2012 . . . . . . Moving Out Of House Without Make-Up :P
Height 0f Begging A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up A Notice Board In Front Of Him: "Please Do Not Make Noise By Dropping Coins... Offer Notes ... " =P =D
Luck decides whom u meet in Life.. Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life.. But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!
Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."
Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher: If u tel me where is God? I'l reward u 100 rupees. Student: but I'll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday
TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge???? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge..
Nice sms collection of good luck sayings, good luck quotes, good luck poems & simply good luck sms / text messages.
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success... Luck is yours,Wish is mine... May Ur future always shine... Good Luck
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward