Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar is asked what he'd do if he felt hot — sit near the AC; still hot? Turn it on. Deadpan logic joke.

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

Related SMS

  1. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    2. A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  2. Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga

    3. Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga? Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga? Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi Ban jayai agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ? Khud se bhi […]

  3. Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi

    4. Opens with poetic imagery of flowers and the sun sending greetings — then reveals it was actually the electricity company sending the darkness and heat. Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi, Tah-e-dil se "K.E.S.C" / wapda walon na ye […]

  4. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

    5. A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

  5. Dost jo lagay jan se pyara

    6. A friend who feels closer than life itself — but gives you time like it's charity, not care. Kabhi tou miley pehli mulaqat ki terha bigra hi rehta hy kyun halaat ki terha wo ek dost jo lagy jaan say pyara mujhy waqt tou deta hy magar kheraat ki tarha

  6. Ahsaas agar ho to

    7. Ahsaas agar ho to mahabbat karo mehsus Her baat ka azhaar zaruri nhi lab sey

  7. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo

    8. A short Roman Urdu wisdom piece reminding us to seek provision in daylight and turn toward its Giver in the quiet of the night. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY" talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.

  8. Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

    9. A Sardar's classroom story about visiting each other ends with an accidental moral that somehow still fits: as you do, so you shall receive. Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay. Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

  9. Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay

    10. Starts with romantic Urdu — heart leaning toward someone, words stopping at the lips — then prescribes Vicks lozenges for your throat. Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhuknay lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo...

  10. Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

    11. Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....

  11. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.

    12. If could write someone's fate, would write happiness on every line and point every turn toward success. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum. Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete. Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye. har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.

  12. is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

    13. Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

  13. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

    14. Three motivational couplets about courage, trust, and smiling — the last one undercuts everything by telling you to just brush your teeth. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

  14. Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo

    15. Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo, Humko Yun Ishara Na Karo, Dur Hai Tumse Ye Majburi Hai Hamari, Tum Tanhaiyon Mein Yu Rulaya Na Karo.

  15. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

    16. Nature, wind, and clouds all say fall in love — but the family verdict is blunter: you're too young, just wait. Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

  16. Sada Muuskurate raha Karo

    17. Meri Laghzishen na Chuna karo Meri Ghaltiyan na Gina Karo, Ye Qadam Qadam ki Hudood kya Mere sath sath chala karo, main khulay mizaj ka shakhs hoon main takallufat se Marwa, ye jo Mehrbani ka lafz hai, ise tum na mujh se kaha karo, Kahin tum na ho jao besakun koi Bad'dua na tumhain lage […]

  17. Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo,

    18. Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo, Dil ki baat kisi ko bataya mat karo, Log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai, apne zakham unhe dikhaya mat karo.

  18. Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo

    19. Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo, Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo, Roj nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu, Itna kabhi kisi se na pyaar karo

  19. Farz karo..!

    20. farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo tum baithe baithe gehri souch main kho jao. baal sukhana choord ke sar ghutnoon pe rakh kar so jao. farz karo us neend main tum ne dekha asai sapna hooo. bekal […]

  20. Aapko bhulanay main shayud hamain zamana lagay

    21. Aap k shahar ka har housam suhana lagay, Ek shaam chura loon aap ki agar bura n lagay, Aap chahay bhula dain hamain ek pal main hi, Aapko bhulanay main shayud hamain zamana lagay...

  21. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

    22. Roman Urdu SMS gently pressing a distant friend to make contact — a call, an SMS, anything to show they still remember. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

  22. Aik bar karo na plz...

    23. Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... aik pyara sa SMS!!!

  23. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

    24. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

  24. Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,

    25. A warm Roman Urdu good night cleverly arguing that if your friend is truly precious, you should keep them awake rather than let them drift off. Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do, Ho gayi to use khone mat do, Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do, Jagte raho…

  25. Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi

    26. Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi, Bikta hai gham dushman k bazaar main, Lakhon dard chupay hotay hain, Ek chotay say inkaar main, Ho jao agar zamanay say dukhi, To sawagat hai "wakeel" k darbaar main

  26. Hai tu agar mera dilbar

    27. Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

  27. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

    28. Four lines of sincerely written advice about love, friendship, and honesty — followed by a direct order to reply properly. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

  28. Dil se chaho & zubaan say ghussa karo

    29. Roman Urdu SMS with two daily rules: love with the heart not just the tongue, and keep anger in words not in feeling. AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN, 1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi, 2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,

  29. Deepak mein agar noor na hota

    30. Poetic Roman Urdu Eid SMS about wishing to come and say Eid Mubarak in person but the distance making it impossible. deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"

  30. Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum.

    31. Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum. thora danta bhi karo k sudhar jayain hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jayain hum.

  31. Agar dada ashiq na hota

    32. Shah Jahan's grandson stares at the Taj Mahal and calculates how much richer the family would be if grandad hadn't been so romantic. Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

  32. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

    33. Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

  33. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana

    34. If you come back, don't come just to go again — don't put out these hopeful evenings she's lit for you. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain Ye Hanseen […]