Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]
We need to teach our daughters to know the difference between: A man who flatters her and A man who complmements her, A man who spends money on her and A man who invests in her A man who views her as property and A man who views her properly A man who lusts after […]
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
Azeem Hai Yeh Qurbat Ki Doooriyaan Sath Reh Ker Bhi Usko Na Pana Kesa Lagta Hai Kismat Main Nahin Phir Bhi Us Ko Chate Hai Yun Samjh Ker Kanto Per Chalna Kesa Lagta Hai Ab To Mehfil Main Bhi Humare Liye Tanhaye Hai Ghum Chupa Ker Mehfil Ko Sajana Kesa Lagta Hai Samjhne Per Bhi […]
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho, Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab aankhein bhaari ho jaayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen, Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote […]
Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray, Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs, Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon, Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs, Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula […]
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!
Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam Okhko pa makh me laare jore krale Za ashna ta che na-ashna prekhodam Mehfal khaista da raqibano de kro Kala che za de yak tanha prekhodam Za sodaee pa taal da meeni zangam Laka Majnoon de pa sahra prekhodam Ma Imdad Khiyal ta khpal […]
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]