You are here: SMS4Smile » Flirt SMS » A mobile is like women A mobile is like women (66 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading... Tweet Pin It A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service. Related SMS My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P Have a great women's day On this special day, celebrate life. Take a break from your busy schedule. Let your hair down, have fun and do what your heart says. Cause today is your day. Have a great Women's Day! Women's Day Advice For men & women For Women:To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. For Man:To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 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Happy Women's Day to you Happy Women's Day to you A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you! Women's Day Wishes Let me take this opportunity To wish you a. Happy Women's Day. May the glory and glamour. Of womanhood be. Abundantly bestowed upon you. Happy Women's Day. Happy Women's Day to Mother A beautiful women, a great friend and a wonderful mother. You are all this to me and much more... I feel so lucky and proud to have a mom like you. Happy Women's Day to Mother True saying about women..... True saying.... Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women. Change a Girl Into a Women.? Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Think.. ? ? ? ? Think Hard.. ? ? ? ? ? Click here for answer Short Women's Day Wish Happy Women's Day! Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are! Wish you a very happy women's day Wish you a very happy women's day Its you who's making the difference in so many lives and I am one of them. Have a wonderful day! Why women starts with W You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!! Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. Sweetheart's women day greetings You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love! Sweetheart, you are so special to me! Happy Women's Day Happy Women's Day! To the woman of my dream: Thankfully in my life. I now in my arms. Happy Women's Day! Whom women listens carefully The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer .. :p Women will be forgotten if The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves -- Louise Otto Happy Women's Day to MOM! I make this to give it to the most special woman in my life. Love you mom! Happy Women's Day Short Women's Day Appreciation Often we leave our appreciation unspoken! Today we all say Happy Women's Day!! Women's Day Blessing Message A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you! Women's Day to Girl Friend / Lover Happy Women's Day to the one who has stolen my heart! Happy Women's Day Every Home, Every Heart, Every Feeling, Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without you, Only you can complete this world . Happy Women's Day Sending u Happy Women's Day Wishes Sending you wishes to say you blossom up the world around me! Happy Women's Day!