Funny Quote by George Carlin

“  2387. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) ”

— Olav Laudy

They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a smoker, you're…

— Marc Maron

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

— Lewis Grizzard

I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

— Harris Wittels

If you see smoke, that's our section. If you see ho's, that's our selection. At the strip club during a recession.

— 2 Chainz

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

— Greg Proops

Wherever there is smoke there is a good smoke machine.

— John F. Kennedy

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.

— Auguste Piccard

There are enough no smoking places now.

— David Hockney

Why cant everyone get a bong?

— Kid Cudi

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

— Drew Carey

If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

— Graham Parker