SMS / Text Messages

*Nice patriotic story*

*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
"Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

We hope to see you up

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn"t the same without you.

Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

How To Do Spider man Kiss

Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man,
the Spider man kiss involves kissing someone
whose face is upside-down from yours,
so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.