Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
"Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"
True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,
She dress up to irritate other women.
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!
Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil,
Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte,
Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne seene mein,
Doosron ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte,
Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn"t the same without you.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing??
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Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man,
the Spider man kiss involves kissing someone
whose face is upside-down from yours,
so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.
The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!