SMS4Smile: SMS Messages, Wishes, Greetings & Jokes Collection

True saying about women.....

Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,

She dress up to irritate other women.

Most expensive way to sleep

Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!

Doosron ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte

Poetry SMS

Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil,
Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte,
Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne seene mein,
Doosron ka dil phir woh dukhaya nahi karte,

We hope to see you up

Get Well Soon SMS

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn"t the same without you.

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary

Anniversary SMS

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Smile is the 2nd best thing

Kiss SMS, Riddle SMS

A playful SMS: smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips — ask to find out the first.

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing??
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Sorry for late SMS

Misc SMS Jokes

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

I will wait ...

Break up SMS, Miss U SMS

Send this when you want to leave the door open without saying it out loud. Still waiting, still here, no pressure.

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ..

How To Do Spider man Kiss

Kiss SMS

Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man,
the Spider man kiss involves kissing someone
whose face is upside-down from yours,
so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.