Funny SMS / Text Messages

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Pathan ki mangni hoi

A Pathan breaks off his engagement after learning his fiancée had no prior affairs — if no one else wanted her, he figures, why should he.

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?

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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

A classic setup-and-twist SMS that builds toward a tender romantic confession, then pivots to a patriotic punchline at the last moment.

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

When cockroach disappears

Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
is nothing actually....!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-) :-P

Move on dude

A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
Dear Math,
Im sick & tired of finding ur x
Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone!
Move On dude!

Before & after marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"