Funny SMS / Text Messages

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Pathan ki mangni hoi

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?

Fill up the blanks

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

When cockroach disappears

Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed
is nothing actually....!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-) :-P

Move on dude

A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet:
Dear Math,
Im sick & tired of finding ur x
Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone!
Move On dude!

Before & after marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"