Sardar SMS: funny sardar jokes in Urdu, Hindi and English
Three sardars can't split a bed fairly; one sleeps on the floor; the other immediately invites him back up now there's room.
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
Sardar tears off a fly's wings and tells it to fly; when it doesn't, he concludes flies without wings simply can't hear.
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
Sardar is asked what he'd do if he felt hot — sit near the AC; still hot? Turn it on. Deadpan logic joke.
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival.
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga...
Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife.
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
A Sardar consumer-complaint about 7up, verified through a very personal and very literal counting method involving his own body's responses.
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
Sardar attempts poetry and ends up with two observations that, taken together, confirm he was in the wrong place both times he looked.
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
A Sardar gets robbed at knifepoint and a friend asks why he didn't use his gun — the explanation involves practical thinking about what else might get stolen.
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise.
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
A doctor's observation about matching blood groups prompts a Sardar husband to offer a very different explanation for how that happened.
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
A Sardar matchbox joke where the son's thorough pre-purchase quality testing leaves every match in the box perfectly useless.
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
A Sardar driving joke where brake failure leads to the immediate decision to get home as fast as possible before something goes wrong.
Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p