Sardar SMS: funny sardar jokes in Urdu, Hindi and English
Two Sardars at a coffee shop debate drinking speed until the menu prices reveal there's a perfectly logical reason not to rush.
2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options.
Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult.
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si
A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for.
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s
A Sardar eating plain bread dipped in an empty plate explains that he is a mathematician and the dal has simply been "supposed" into existence.
1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ....
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)
A Sardar reports seeing people actually being cut at the theater — until he names which theater he visited.
Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
"Operation Theatre"
A Sardar father encourages his son to repeat as many school years as it takes — with one firm condition attached.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
A Sardar standing motionless in a grass field explains he's trying to win the Nobel Prize — because he heard it goes to those outstanding in their field.
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I'm trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field
A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist.
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
A Sardar umbrella joke where the hole in the canopy is not a fault to be repaired but a deliberate weather-detection mechanism.
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
A Sardar tech joke where the request to "install Windows" on a computer immediately prompts shopping for a hammer and a nail.
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
A Sardar riding past horse droppings explains to his friend how impressed he is by the modern machinery installed on that stretch of road.
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.