?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
The only thing I really wish to do with my life is to inspire someone. I want to touch someone’s life so much that they can genuinely say that if they have never met me then they wouldn’t be the person they are today. I want to save someone; save them from this cold, dark […]
All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. (Brian Tracy)
- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]
Real Love is When :- 1 - Is when You Lay Awake At Niight And wiish That Person was Lyiing Next To You. 2 - Is feeliing That Person Move You Inside Your Heart ;; Even If They Are One Thousand Miiles Away. 3 - Is wiishing So Hard That You Could Dream About Them […]
Family isn't always blood. It's the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do anything to see you smile and who love you no matter what.
Have you ever noticed that Royal Royce and Mercedes have any commercials. Ans: NO..Why? Reason: They know the value of their product & that brings the customers to them. Lesson: When u know ur value, u don't have to beg people to be in ur life, to be friends with u, to spend time with […]
As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We […]
Some Best Teachers We Have, But We Never Noticed: Scooby Doo: Taught that never be afraid of screwing up. Tom and Jerry: Taught friendship. Courage the cowardly dog: Taught to over come your fears. Alladin: Taught nothing is impossible Mickey Mouse: Taught to be good person. Chip n dale: Taught no matter how small you […]