Than we met

Wife SMS

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

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    2. A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

  2. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

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  3. New Happy New Year Abbreviation

    4. Here are My Wishes for You.. H-Hours of happy times with friends and family A-Abundant time for relaxation P-Prosperity P-Plenty of love when you need it the most Y-Youthful excitement at life simple pleasures N-Nights of restful slumber (you know – don't worry be happy) E-Everything you need W-Wishing you love and light Y-Years and […]

  4. Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife

    5. For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. I love you honey […]

  5. Difference between wife & saali

    6. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  6. Want to win or to be happy?

    7. A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

  7. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    8. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  8. Wow! itni lambi celebration

    9. A wife points out a man still drinking who she once refused — her husband's single-word reaction reframes the whole ten years in an instant. Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni […]

  9. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    10. A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

  10. Rose Day Messages for Girlfriend, Wife, Crush and Friends

    11. Rose Day falls on 7 February, the first day of Valentine Week. Here are messages to send with a rose, or instead of one, to your girlfriend, wife, crush or best friend. Rose Day messages for girlfriend Everything about you is interesting,your smile, your laughter, your beauty,your scent and your company.I always think of you […]

  11. Here Are My Happy New Year Wishes For You

    12. Here Are My Wishes For You H Ours Of Happy Times With Friends And Family A Bundant Time For Relaxation P Rosperity P Lenty Of Love When You Need It The Most Y Outhful Excitement At Lifes Simple Pleasures N Ights Of Restful Slumber E Verything You Need W Ishing You Love And Light Y […]

  12. Wife treats husband

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  13. Any boyfriend before marriage

    14. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

  14. I am using your wife

    15. A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I […]

  15. By wife ....

    16. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  16. Wife said I'm dying

    17. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  17. Husband at the bank

    18. Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

  18. Happy New Year Wishes for Husband

    19. For wives who want to tell their husband something real this New Year: a romantic line, a proper thank you for the year, or a dua for him. Romantic New Year messages for husband It's true we were made for each other.The time we have been together has proved this,and I thank God for having […]

  19. Husband was seriously ill

    20. A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

  20. Wishing a very Happy Vijaya Dashami

    21. As the candlelight flame Ur life may always be happy, As the mountain high U move without shy, As sunshine creates morning glory fragrance fills years as Flory, All darkness is far away As light is on its way. Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

  21. How true my feelings were

    22. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

  22. How he got into the house

    23. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]

  23. Husband to a newly wed wife

    24. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  24. Happy Mother's Day To Wife!

    25. You are one fabulous wife. You are a brilliant mother. You are a phenomenal woman. All that you do makes my life more wonderful than you may ever know. Happy Mother's Day To My Dearest Wife!

  25. Happy Anniversary

    26. Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

  26. Mother's day message by grown up daughter/son

    27. Mother, dear mother, the years have been long Since I last listened your lullaby song: Sing, then, and unto my soul it shall seem Womanhood's years have been only a dream.

  27. Next New Year Wishes

    28. My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations! Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

  28. Wife : Do you want dinner?

    29. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

  29. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

    30. A biology-based comparison of husband and wife that favors the wife's side. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

  30. Always think positive

    31. Always think positive Expect less Be happy Never stop untill goal is achieved Definitely all the years ahead you will spend happily !!

  31. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

    32. wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

  32. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    33. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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