A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
Here are My Wishes for You.. H-Hours of happy times with friends and family A-Abundant time for relaxation P-Prosperity P-Plenty of love when you need it the most Y-Youthful excitement at life simple pleasures N-Nights of restful slumber (you know â€“ don't worry be happy) E-Everything you need W-Wishing you love and light Y-Years and […]
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
My New Year Is Happy, Because You Are In My Life, You Have Been My Rock, Lover And Confident. I Am Very Happy That You Are My Wife. If I Could Relive The Past, I Would Not Have Taken So Long To Make You My Wife.
Here Are My Wishes For You H Ours Of Happy Times With Friends And Family A Bundant Time For Relaxation P Rosperity P Lenty Of Love When You Need It The Most Y Outhful Excitement At Lifes Simple Pleasures N Ights Of Restful Slumber E Verything You Need W Ishing You Love And Light Y […]
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
As the candlelight flame Ur life may always be happy, As the mountain high U move without shy, As sunshine creates morning glory fragrance fills years as Flory, All darkness is far away As light is on its way. Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]
A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations! Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!
Through the years, I have shared so much with you, both bitter and sweet. You have been such a comfort to me, helping me in every way, and all I wanna say today is: Sis, I treasure you close to my heart. Happy Women's Day
As You Log Out Of Last Year And Login To This New Year, I Wish To Send You Happy New Year Wishes Full Of Success, Prosperity, Happiness And Joy. May This Be A Year Of Change Unto Your Life May God Give You Protection And Good Health So That You Live To See Other Years […]