Some one asked about my past

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Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

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