Dosti mausam nahi

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1. Doosti mausam nahi jo

Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai, Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai, Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay. Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin.......

2. Un PHULO se kya dosti

Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge.. Jo ek bar 'KHILE' or 'MURJA' jaye, dosti 'HUM' jese 'KANTO' se karo jo 1 bar CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye...

3. Dosti dostee hay

Kuch log Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log kehte hain dosti zindagi hai. hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai.. jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai....

4. Zameen par khuda hai DOSTI

Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti, Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti, Kami hai Pujne walon ki, Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI. Be Friends Forever!

5. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

6. Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

7. Dosti kerna hi sikhaya tu nay

Dilko dilse churaaya tune.. Door hotehuye apna banaaya tune.. Kabi bhul nahi payenga tujko ae DOST.. Kyunki dosti karna hi sikhaya tune....

8. Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

9. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

10. DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.

11. Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good Night (S)

12. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

13. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

14. Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,

Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do, Ho gayi to use khone mat do, Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do, Jagte raho…

15. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

16. Khushiyan,masti,dosti,shohrat in new year

Khushian hon over flow, Masti kabhi na ho low, Dosti ka sarur chaya rahe, Jaib me bhari maya rahe, Shohrat ki ho bauchar, Aisa aaye naya sal aapke liye

17. Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

18. Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho

Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.

19. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

20. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

21. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

22. 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

23. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

24. Problem solve nahi hoti

"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote" . . . . . . Expert comment "Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote" So Cheers!!!

25. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

26. Pareshan nahi ho

Kid Pid Did Sid Fid Wid Lid Gid Hid Jid Sid Mid Pid Vid Lid Qid Pareshan nahi ho, ye chaudhry shujat press conference ker raha tha.

27. 1 phool ki tarha

Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain .. Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi saktay tor liya tou murjha jao gaye chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

28. Sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

‎Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

29. Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho, Bul-k momin wo hay jis ki tanhai pak ho".

30. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

31. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

32. LOHRI k liye intizar nahi karte

sher kabi chupkar shikar nai krte bujdil kabi khulkar war nai krteaur hum wo hai jo "HAPPY LOHRHI" kehne k liye intzar nahi krte

33. Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? " Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."