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Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

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Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

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Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
"BHAI"

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Movie titles related to eng students:

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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do...

Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

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Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)