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Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

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Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

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A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

Usne utari saree...

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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

Larkion ko ezzat do

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"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)