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Movie titles related to eng students:

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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

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Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Lips pe infection

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Cricket match, Wife and husband

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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?"
tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!!!

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??

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Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai