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one girl asked to pappu

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

1 takleef de skata hon?

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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
?Good Morning?

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

Main nay pocha chand say

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Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

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A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.