Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gaye,

aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum

guddu k pass so jao.

Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon

next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him.

Boy asked tum kon ho.
Girl: main guddu aap kon?
Boy: main ullu ka patha.

Buzrgon ka qual he ky.
Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna
ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he.

Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.

Teacher:”Mere papa aaj job par gae hain”
Iss ka future tense banao!

Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge,
kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland qad shakhsiat ka ye ehsan, banda e aajiz ki be ronaq zindagi me bahar se kam na hoga…
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Hey !!

Whats up dude ?

“Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati,

Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?

Son: Mene Kaha”Give Me Sweet Kiss”
To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi….,

Assalam-o-alaikum,

KARACHI Ør Us K Mazafaat Mein
Light janey Kä Waqt Hua jätä Häi,

Bääqi Lög Apne apne Mäqäami WÄqt
k Mùtäbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.

Wife:Bht pyar sey
“Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

“Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.

Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-