Funny SMS / Text Messages

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

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LG KG 195

Larkion ko ezzat do

"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

A husband lying in bed next to his large wife poses a philosophical question about how to go — and instantly regrets the answer.

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Guddu gana ga raha tha

Guddu sings a song about the sky above him — Pappu beats him up because Aasma happens to be his sister's name.

Guddu gana ga raha tha,
"aaj main ooper Aasma neechay"
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...

Teases with an emotionally charged "we love you" build-up before the twist: the love is for Pakistan, the homeland.

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai....

Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

A sentimental friendship poem about fragrance and memory — ends with practical advice: just keep your nose clean (literally).

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog.

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...

Life main hamesha haste raho

Advice to always laugh and sing in life — so people can immediately tell you're unmarried.

Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
'UNMARRIED' ho.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho

A mock complaint about a friend who uses the friendship like a free SMS package — send one message, collect ten favors, forward and grow.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Builds a romantic December-night memory with whispered intimacy — the cherished phrase turns out to be a street vendor's egg call.

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Romantic setup about lips touching and a lingering sensation — the cause turns out to be a green chilli.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Usne utari saree...

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!