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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
- A woman shoots her husband.
- if sumone calls u crazy
- Missed Calls From Your ...
- New sim to surprise her husband
- Wife:What is 10 years with me?
- Husband aur wife in hotel
- Free Calls To Pakistan
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
- Prefer texting over calls
- A man / woman speaks
- What does a woman want?
- Wishing you a very happy woman's day!
- Years may fly
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- 1 sec. without u =100 years. Miss U
- Twenty years from now
- Years come and go
- A successful man / woman
- Hoping that the love u shared years ago
- Angry wife to her husband
- Difference between Husband & gadha
- Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
- Husband was seriously ill
- Luckier is the woman...
- When a man holds a woman hands?
- Husband at the bank
- Difference between boyfriend and husband
- Difference between a woman and a magnet
- Man / woman like bluetooth / wifi
- A Ghazal by Husband
- Husband sent a text to his wife at night
- Woman is like a tea bag
- See from my eyes gem of a woman
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
I Prefer Texting Over Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think About What To Say:)
As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..
Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud
A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles, smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope. Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did! Wishing you a very happy woman's day!
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
In school they taught me that: 1 hour = 60 min. 1 min= 60sec. but they never told me that: 1 sec. without U = 100 years. Miss U
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. (Mark Twain)
Years come and go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020!!!
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, donít discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]
Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
"When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u go away, she finds new device Man is like wi-fi, many devices can connect 2him at a time
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, Wahi […]
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]
A woman is like a tea bag -- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt Happy Women's Day
If you could see it from my eyes you would know you are one gem of a Woman! Happy Women's Day