Ye Kya Hai EID?

Eid SMS

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

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