Funny Quote by Jay Leno

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

— Jay Leno

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

— Anonymous

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

— Steven Wright

There are a lot of people that get interested in something, and they hear about it, and they read about it, and then they…

— Buzz Aldrin

Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual.

— Lori Lansens

It's interesting and somewhat dismaying how many people will look up to anyone who wins a multimillion-dollar lottery - but will deride anyone who…

— Ernie J Zelinski

Writing is not the lottery. New writers have to be realistic about what it takes to get published. But there is one similarity to…

— Lori Perkins

If we find it hard to believe that winning millions might not be so lucky after all, we just don't have a good enough…

— Julian Baggini

Okay, look at it this way: if the evening news has a very high probability of being accurate, then it's highly improbable that they…

— William Lane Craig

“People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems like they take a different approach…

— Orlando Winters

I now know Im psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead…

— Anonymous

Everyone is psychic. People just don't know that. They think so much. They worry so much. They're so caught up in unhappy emotions. They're…

— Frederick Lenz