Epic Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Epic Funny Headlines Lottery Money Psychics Thinking Winning
Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's interesting and somewhat dismaying how many people will look up to anyone who wins a multimillion-dollar lottery - but will deride anyone who… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
There are a lot of people that get interested in something, and they hear about it, and they read about it, and then they… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual. — Lori Lansens Copy Share Image
Writing is not the lottery. New writers have to be realistic about what it takes to get published. But there is one similarity to… — Lori Perkins Copy Share Image
“People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems like they take a different approach… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
If we find it hard to believe that winning millions might not be so lucky after all, we just don't have a good enough… — Julian Baggini Copy Share Image
Okay, look at it this way: if the evening news has a very high probability of being accurate, then it's highly improbable that they… — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing… — Brian May Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My first three manuscripts were epic fantasy - like high fantasy - and then the fourth one was a historical fantasy about Mozart as… — Marie Lu Copy Share Image
'Forever Evil' is my love letter to DC super villains. It's my chance to take all of the villains I've worked with and all… — Geoff Johns Copy Share Image
The epic disappeared along with the age of personal heroism; there can be no epic with artillery. — Ernest Renan Copy Share Image
The epic poet has behind him a tradition of matter and a tradition of style; and that is what every other poet has behind… — Lascelles Abercrombie Copy Share Image
To realise belatedly that there are Swahili epic poems which rival their European equivalents for sweep and power has been exciting. — Giles Foden Copy Share Image
The richly cadenced prose is hypnotic, the research prodigious, the analysis acute, the mood spellbinding, and the cast of characters mythic in scale. I… — Ron Chernow Copy Share Image
I want to do character driven epic storylines with Throne of Atlantis kicking off. — Geoff Johns Copy Share Image
When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you're… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
As you know, I describe Shirat ha-Yam as part of an epic story that has qualities of history and which also has qualities of… — Elie Wiesel Copy Share Image
Evolution isn't just a take-it-or-leave-it story about where we came from. It's an epic at the centre of life itself. It tells us we… — Kenneth R. Miller Copy Share Image
The Warmth of Other Suns is a sweeping and yet deeply personal tale of America's hidden 20th century history - the long and difficult… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image