Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Ifs Knows Lottery Numbers Psychics Stills Success Winning
Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Everyone is psychic. People just don't know that. They think so much. They worry so much. They're so caught up in unhappy emotions. They're… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I'm not engaged in predicting random number generators. I actually get phone calls from people who want to know what lottery numbers are going… — Bruce Bueno de Mesquita Copy Share Image
Okay, look at it this way: if the evening news has a very high probability of being accurate, then it's highly improbable that they… — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
It's interesting and somewhat dismaying how many people will look up to anyone who wins a multimillion-dollar lottery - but will deride anyone who… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
If we find it hard to believe that winning millions might not be so lucky after all, we just don't have a good enough… — Julian Baggini Copy Share Image
I now know Im psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not psychic. I cannot know what is in the mind of particular public figures. — John Bercow Copy Share Image
Derren Brown doesn't really predict the lottery numbers. But there is an enormous amount of entertainment in there. — Peter Molyneux Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
