I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Derren Brown doesn't really predict the lottery numbers. But there is an enormous amount of entertainment in there. — Peter Molyneux Copy Share Image
I'm not engaged in predicting random number generators. I actually get phone calls from people who want to know what lottery numbers… — Bruce Bueno de Mesquita Copy Share Image
