Cat Quotes

Feed a fish a cat a day

— Tony Bishop

A cat is nobody's fool.

— Heywood Broun

Cats are a waste of fur.

— Rita Rudner

A harmless necessary cat.

— William Shakespeare

A cat only has itself.

— V. S. Naipaul

Cats are always elegant.

— John Weitz

“Purr more, hiss less”

— Linda C. Marchman

I'm like a crazy cat lady.

— Jayma Mays

Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle.

— Carol Thatcher

One can't teach a cat not to catch birds

— Albert Einstein

When the cats away, the mice will play!

— Bob Marley

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

— Anonymous

“My cat is an ungrateful brat. -Nellie McKay”

— Larry Smith

Holding up my purring cat to the moon. I sighed.

— Jack Kerouac

“Dammit Bard, you're going to set the cat on fire.”

— V.E. Schwab

I'm still the same cat I always was.

— Dimebag Darrell

The main advantage of working at home is that you get to find out what cats really do all day.

— Lynne Truss

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

— Edith Södergran

We love cats more than we love women [with Marilyn Manson].

— Billy Corgan

I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street.

— Barack Obama

A garden without cats, it will be generally agreed, can scarcely deserve to be called a garden at all.

— Beverley Nichols

To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense.

— Erasmus Darwin

Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.

— Roger Caras

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

— Abraham Lincoln

“I don't like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” “I'd…

— Lewis Carroll

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow…

— Paul Gallico

My mum and dad came from lower-working-class Glasgow, which was tough. Literally, if you see a cat there with a tail, it's…

— Jimmy Barnes

Careful observers may foretell the hour (By sure prognostics) when to dread a show'r. While rain depends, the pensive cat gives o'er…

— Jonathan Swift

What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat)

— Jeaniene Frost

Because dogs and cats still live in the original state of connectedness with Being, they can help us regain it. When we…

— Eckhart Tolle

And what strange voices they have! Sometimes like the complaining of small children; sometimes like the noise of lambs...

— Aldous Huxley

I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian nursing chair, their paws, their ears, their…

— Sylvia Townsend Warner

Dovewing felt bone-weary from her ears to the tip of her tail. Just because she had better hearing, sharper senses than any…

— Anonymous

Parker: When can you start? Rainie: I can start tomorrow if you'd like. My schedule is pretty much open. All I have…

— Catherine Anderson

Again, I want to give credit where credit is due to our voice director, Collette Sunderman, who is someone that works out…

— Jeph Loeb

“But before the sword could fall, there was a flash of black, a shadow rising from a hollow in the ground. Orga…

— Heather Fawcett

The Internet is such a tough marketplace because everyone is a click away from going back to a cat photo, or going…

— Alexis Ohanian

[Rock 'n' roll] music started out with some cat banging a log with a couple of pieces of stick. He sent a…

— Van Morrison

My tastes range all over the place, from vocal standards to Motown to 70s funk & soul to 80s pop to film…

— Stephanie D'Abruzzo