Cat Quotes by Jeaniene Frost

“Bastard hits harder than a fucking freight train." I just smiled. "I know.”

— Jeaniene Frost

Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

— Jeaniene Frost

“Shit. I hated her already, and we hadn’t even met.”

— Jeaniene Frost

Care to see your room?” -Bones Let me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat

— Jeaniene Frost

Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.

— Jeaniene Frost

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

— Jeaniene Frost

...love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride." (Annette to Cat)

— Jeaniene Frost

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones

— Jeaniene Frost

It was official. I now wanted to murder a ghost, a notion I'd discarded as unlikely only twenty minutes before. (Cat)

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The image I'd had of myself as a child was someone I'd never be, and it was only recently that I realized…

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“You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody…

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Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling…

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“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that!…

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As if Spade's chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out…

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But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want…

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Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat

— Jeaniene Frost

“Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a tissue when I need one?”…

— Jeaniene Frost

Cat cleared her throat in the tense silence that followed. “Uh, before this goes any further, let’s at least introduce ourselves to…

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Sweet bleedin’ Christ,” Bones interrupted. “Try not to let this turn you into a Ghost Whisperer, hmm? Adopting Fabian is one thing,…

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There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take…

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Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed…

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“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential…

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Cat, you asked me before to find out if those dream -suppression pills had any side effects. I’ve checked with Pathology, and…

— Jeaniene Frost

“‎"What the hell was THAT?" I gasped. "Premature inflamulation," he replied. "Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don't like to talk about it."…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Actually, Justina, I didn't just ring you to chat about what an undead murderer I was...right, degenerate whore as well. Did I…

— Jeaniene Frost

“You arrogant...” thrust through the stomach of a snapping zombie, twisting and using all my strength to cleave him in half “...…

— Jeaniene Frost

I'm glad you're still upright, Charles, and the only reason you are is because she didn't have any silver. She'd have staked…

— Jeaniene Frost

“I am thirsty, and very susceptible to flattery... you could talk me into anything..." "So much for fighting the good fight," I…

— Jeaniene Frost

“You once told me you could stand many things.” My voice was raspy from all the emotions battering against those well-honed inner…

— Jeaniene Frost

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

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“All right, you deadly little ghostlings,” I muttered. “Mama says go back to bed! - Cat”

— Jeaniene Frost

“Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!”

— Jeaniene Frost

“Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?”

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“My queen, his thoughts said reverently. My ass, I didn’t reply out loud.”

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“Can't you improvise? You know, make some loud pounding noises or cause the outer walls to bleed?”

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He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

— Jeaniene Frost

Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an…

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“You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you." He grinned, his mood changing from serious…

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“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones…

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Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat

— Jeaniene Frost