“Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.” — Joey Comeau End is near Copy Share Image
Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing. — Joey Comeau Art Copy Share Image
“We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, "Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.” — Joey Comeau End is near Copy Share Image
I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an… — Joey Comeau Astronaut Copy Share Image
Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real. — Joey Comeau Chaos Copy Share Image
I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices. — Joey Comeau Choices Copy Share Image
Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails… — Joey Comeau Chance Copy Share Image
“I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens” — Joey Comeau Heteronormativity Copy Share Image
When someone says, That's fuckin' Gay! the best responce is, Yes, I like it too! — Joey Comeau Homosexuality Copy Share Image
And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Before your mother I didn't spend too long with any one girl. I used to believe that life was too short. I… — Joey Comeau Life Copy Share Image
We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still… — Joey Comeau Don't fall in love Copy Share Image
Satellite images, maps and blueprints of the whole world, of every city. We could look it up and know what's there in… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is… — Joey Comeau Color Copy Share Image
“Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping… — Joey Comeau Book Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible… — Joey Comeau Bible Copy Share Image
“She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world." "What is the matter with you?" Charlie asks his… — Joey Comeau Business Copy Share Image
I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard,… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No.… — Joey Comeau Humor Copy Share Image
“Monogamy is defined by what it is not, just as much as by what it is," I say, "We couldn't have monogamy… — Joey Comeau Monogamous Copy Share Image
I don't know what you believe in. I believe we just stop. Because if we move on to an afterlife, any kind… — Joey Comeau Afterlife Copy Share Image
“I'm not really like a cop at all. I haven't got any actual authority. If someone does show up to do anything… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“I hope that you are a disaster. I'm sorry, but I do. I hope that you are thunder and lightning. I hope… — Joey Comeau Disaster Copy Share Image
“I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of… — Joey Comeau Comic Copy Share Image
“Hello, there should be more advice about dealing with depression when you're stupid and worthless, so here is a self help exercise.… — Joey Comeau Depression Copy Share Image
“I think the best life would be one that's lived off the grid. No bills, your name in no government databases. No… — Joey Comeau Cell phone Copy Share Image
Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it. — Joey Comeau Alzheimer Copy Share Image
