Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it. — Joey Comeau Alzheimer Copy Share Image
“Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.” — Joey Comeau End is near Copy Share Image
Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an… — Joey Comeau Astronaut Copy Share Image
Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real. — Joey Comeau Chaos Copy Share Image
“We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, "Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.” — Joey Comeau End is near Copy Share Image
Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing. — Joey Comeau Art Copy Share Image
Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything… — Joey Comeau Chaos Copy Share Image
“I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.” — Joey Comeau Funny Copy Share Image
“I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens” — Joey Comeau Heteronormativity Copy Share Image
“Halfway through the televised debate I kick my boot into the screen. Even on mute I can't stand it. It feels good… — Joey Comeau Political system Copy Share Image
There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of… — Joey Comeau Crime Copy Share Image
“Before your mother I didn't spend too long with any one girl. I used to believe that life was too short. I… — Joey Comeau Life Copy Share Image
And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
When someone says, That's fuckin' Gay! the best responce is, Yes, I like it too! — Joey Comeau Homosexuality Copy Share Image
Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails… — Joey Comeau Chance Copy Share Image
I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices. — Joey Comeau Choices Copy Share Image
