Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it. — Joey Comeau Death Copy Share Image
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything… — Joey Comeau Chaos Copy Share Image
“I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.” — Joey Comeau Funny Copy Share Image
I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Oh, thank goodness you’re here,” the priest said. “I think this poor boy tried to kill himself with a sledgehammer.” — Joey Comeau Poor boy Copy Share Image
“Our love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees.” — Joey Comeau Fire Copy Share Image
“There is no subtle way to mention you miss the curve of someone’s ass. ” — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“I want something from her, but I don’t know what it is. I guess that means sex. ” — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“She wears glasses that are not too small. I wish I was a girl like that. I wear contact lenses because glasses… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Wait, wait, wait,” he said, and everyone stopped to listen. “This is about those children I murdered, isn’t it?” He laughed. “Listen,”… — Joey Comeau Children Copy Share Image
There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of… — Joey Comeau Crime Copy Share Image
“Halfway through the televised debate I kick my boot into the screen. Even on mute I can't stand it. It feels good… — Joey Comeau Political system Copy Share Image
“I get scared thinking about the yawning void of space and the maddening smallness of our solar system in it, and the… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.” — Joey Comeau Foreign language Copy Share Image
Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.) — Joey Comeau Chaos Copy Share Image
