Funny Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Grass Humorous Sarcastic Sheep Witty
It does the sheep no good to preach the goodness of a diet of grass, if the wolves are of a different mind. — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
Men swagger around calling themselves "cattlemen" but abuse their grass like a rapist. And abuse their cattle with concrete fecal feedlots without any regards… — Joel Salatin Copy Share Image
“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Your job is to abide in my pasture Eating sweet grass and drinking pure water, And sharing both with others— That is a lamb’s… — Jessica Coupe Copy Share Image
We've become a nation of wolves ruled by sheep. Owned by swine overfed & put to sleep. — Otep Copy Share
Another day it occurred to me that time as we know it doesn't exist in a lawn, since grass never dies or is allowed… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I'm a Black Sheep hopelessly lost in a field of delicious Blue Grass. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
