Prayerful Hindi Durga Puja SMS about Maa Durga's light and grace — everyone who comes to her door receives something.
Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.
Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.
Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,
Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.
A Munna Bhai Gandhigiri SMS pretending the inbox is overwhelmed — deployed as a passive-aggressive nudge toward people who never message first.
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
"GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
A longing SMS urging someone to come back because everyone misses them — the real reason turns out to be the garbage piling up since they left.
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Warm Hindi Diwali SMS that skips all the formal channels — no words, no greeting cards, no gifts — sent directly from the heart.
Na dimag se
Na zuban se
Na paigam se
Na message se
Na gift se
Appko happy diwali
Direct dil se
Warm advance Pakistan Independence Day greeting sent a day early with a poetic comparison to sunshine after rain.
Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
thori si khushi her baat k baad,
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad....
Wish u a very happy independence day
A punny Roman Urdu smile SMS advising everyone to keep smiling — apparently it is the most effective population control strategy available.
Suna hai keh ap ki 1
smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling....
To
reduce ...
Population:).
An apology wrapped in total surrender — if you ever stay upset, the lengths needed to win you back would be everything.
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye
The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better.
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p
A poetic Roman Urdu Mother's Day tribute calling a mother the only real shade in a world of cruelty — pure love in a hostile world.
Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa,
Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa,
Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tuk,
Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan...
A doctor's observation about matching blood groups prompts a Sardar husband to offer a very different explanation for how that happened.
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
Every sense caught in the same longing — heart, eyes, ears, tongue, and lips all reaching at once for one absent person.
Dil yadoon ka gehwara.
Aankhain aasoun ka samander.
kaantairay aawaz k matlashi.
zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua'go.
dimagh khayalon main gum.
hont pyar k pyasay.
Hindi sawan (monsoon) verse: the season's heavy rain this year carried memories of an absent person, eyes joining the downpour.
Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is
suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.