Some broken heart, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,

Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die...

If you don't risk anything,
then you risk even more.

(Erica Jong)

A Rakhi message from a sibling who knows the thread may not be tied this year — but the bond is still there.

I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Funny Rakhi SMS written as if from Bollywood star Mallika Sherawat, informing her 'bhaiya' via a borrowed phone that his rakhi is in the post.

Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful star.

It was a day when you were born.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Roman Urdu SMS suggesting thorns make better friends than flowers: they hurt once but stay in memory, unlike flowers that bloom and fade.

Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge..
Jo ek bar 'KHILE' or 'MURJA' jaye,

dosti 'HUM' jese 'KANTO' se karo
jo 1 bar CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye...