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1. Scientific formula of water by sardar

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

2. Don't drink unboiled water

Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!

3. Don't drink unboiled water

Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!

4. Truth is like oil in water

Truth Is Always Like Oil In Water; No Matter How Much Of Water You Add, It Always Floats On Top..!"

5. Have a horrible day without water

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

6. My love for you is like water

My love for you is like water, Falling countless The beating of my heart, For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless.

7. Sugar melts in water

Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

8. Taste of water & love of a person

"The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!" Same way, "The Love of a Persons will be known when we are Alone"

9. Good Relations are just like "Water"

Good Relations are just like "Water" No Colour , No Shape, No Smell, NO Taste. But Still Very Very "Important" For Life.

10. Sugar melts in water,

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, So please don't walk in rain, otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

11. Drop of water falls in lake

If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. so choose the best place where you would shine..

12. FRIENDSHIP is just like water

FRIENDSHIP is just like "H2O" No Colour No Shape No Place No Size No Money No Rich No Poor But still essential for living & forever..

13. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

14. Learn obedience first

Always learn to be a servant; and then you will be fit to be a master.

15. U r in my heart

Fish said to water : you wont see my tears, because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. That's FRIENSHIP

16. Is that a sun or moon

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

17. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

18. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

19. Dolphin tears and waters

Dolphin said To Water: U Can't See My Tears Bcoz I Am in The Water. Water Reply: But I Can Feel Ur Tears Bcoz U R in My Heart. That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.

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21. Sun or Moon

One day i told her you are just like a sun she got angry with me. Another day i told her you just like a moon she was very Happy. But i told her the moon has no own light the sun give him his own light.

22. Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

23. Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

24. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

25. Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

26. Non-vegetarian statement

By A Non-Vegetarian : "Vegetarians Are Cruel People, They Kill Helpless Plants, We Atleast Have Decency To Kill The Chicken Who Can Run For Its Life"

27. How can you make seven even?

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the S!!

28. Sardar made a call to the airport

Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

29. Interviewee; What is your date of birth?

Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

30. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

31. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

32. Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

33. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST