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Promises r like babies
Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P
- Promises and friends r like snowballs
- Difference b/w promises & memories
- Can I make a call to my wife?
- Just go to hell
- Way to paradise or hell
- A man went to hell
- From ghoulies and ghosties
- Heaven is not heaven without U
- 3 rules in Relationships
- If marriages are made in heaven
- Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
- Good relationship doesnt need
- Brightest star is missing
- Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?
- Few Hours Away From Happy New Year 2021
- The problem about being a programmer
- When u feel sad....
- Happy New Year's Inspirational Message
- Witching time of night
- Style of break up
- 6 things which weaken/strengthen the relations
- Good Bye 2020 Welcome 2021 Quote
- Who permitted u 2 come in my dreams
- What Is Experience
- 5 fingers for these reasons
- Roses r lal skies r nila
- Caught sleeping together
- Love is a temporary madness.
- Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
- The blessed month of Ramadan
- Sending failed
- Angry wife to her husband
- Alphabets for fashion geeks :p
"Promises and Friends are like snowballs. It's easy to make them but it's too difficult to keep them."
Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES... PROMISE: we break them.. . . . MEMORIES: they break us.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
The way to paradise is an uphil climb whereas hell is downhill. Hence, there is a struggle to get to paradise and not to hell. Imam Al Ghazali
A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said "u can do that" after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"
From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! ~Scottish Saying
If Im in hell & Ur in heaven, Ill look up & be glad of U. If Im in heaven & Ur in hell, Ill pray to god to send me down, Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.
3 rules in Relationships: Don't lie, Don't cheat and don't make promises you can't keep.
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)
Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u!
If You Look At The Sky Tonight And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing, I Swear I Have No Clue How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz's sister. Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???
How Fast Time Moves, We Are A Few Hours Away From 2021. As You Look Forward To Witnessing The Glory Of The New Year, May It Bring With It More Fulfilled Promises. Happy New Year
My mom said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6" I came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said:"Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" I said: "Because they had eggs!!!"
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
The Commencement Of A New Year Always Promises New Abundance And Happiness But Sometimes We May Meet Pitfalls On The Way. As The New Year Starts Let Us Ask For God’s Blessing To Safely Navigate Through This Year.
'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world. ~William Shakespeare
Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
Six Things Which Weaken The Relations: 1) Misbehaving 2) Ignoring 3) Lying 4) Breaking Promises 5) Avoiding Contact 6) Doubting Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations: 1) Good Attitude 2) Helping 3) Trusting 4) Respecting 5) Entertaining 6) Forgiving Mistakes.
As We Bid Goodbye To The Old And Tired 2020 We Are Left With The Memories Of The Year That Was. We Now Joyfully Welcome The Brand New Year 2021 As We Look Forward To An Even Better Year Full Of Promises.
She came today Early morning Start fighting Her complain was Who the hell Permitted you To come in my dreams. Good Morning...!
I Was Not Born Experienced But The Hard Realities, Deceiving Natures, Broken Promises, Double Faces, Attractive Words, Melting Emotions, Lovely Feelings, Harsh Truths, Bitter Behaviors, Loving Attitude, Ignoring Acts, Multi Standards & False Statements. These All Taught Me What Is Experience
I have 5 finger for these reasons: -My little finger to make promises for my best friends -My ring finger for someone special when the time is right -My middle finger to those who are jealeous & show high attitude to me -My index finger to silence those who speak ill of me -My thumb […]
Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, […]
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
It's the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. It's the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy month.
girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
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