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70 % Discount if selected in 5 minutes
A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
if you select in 5min :P
- Only you were selected
- 5 minutes of sleep left
- They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes
- Sardar selected a short girl to marry
- Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
- Coffee and wine shop difference
- The most humble statement..
- Angry wife to her husband
- Life is beautiful, meant2me?
- Women r mean
- Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall
- True saying about women.....
- Students r not cheaters
- Clock will never be stolen
- Fun-filled women's day
- Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens
- Ye Kya Hai EID?
- Wishing Women's Day To
- Happy Women's Day to Mother
- Heart & brain to understand
- Best ever advice!
- Women's Day Wishes
- Happy Women's Day to you
- Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner
- A line on a Husband's T shirt
- Excellent road sentence
- Great message at reception of company
- Interesting line on girl's T-shirt
- Very best for you on woman day
- Even if most beautiful girl is picked,
- Enjoy with whatever u have
- The best quote of advertisment
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Everyone Has To Admit That The Most Depressing Moment Is When You Wake Up Early And Realize That You Only Have Five Minutes Of Sleep Left. Good Morning :)
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? bcoz there it was written "Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
The most humble statement.. i m nothing withou ALLAH . . . . . . .. & the most powerful statement.... wid ALLAH i can do everything :)
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An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
If anyone ever asked me what the statement 'life is beautiful' meant to me, I'd just put my arm around your shoulder, hold you close to me & say '' This is it."
Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.
Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ... "Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..."
True saying.... Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock…. “This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
This Women's Day resolve to... Get your choices right! In a nutshell... Have a fun-filled and Enjoyable Women's Day!
We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women's Day!
Ye Kya Hai EID? Accountant Ne Kaha, E: Extreem Happy I : In D : Divide Expenses. BusinessMan Ne Kah, E: Esteem Happy I : In D : Discount Lawyer Ne Kaha. E : Event Of I : Increase D : Dual Happy lovers Ne Kaha. E: Eik Or I : I D : DAte
Wishing a very Happy Women's Day to the most amazing women I know
A beautiful women, a great friend and a wonderful mother. You are all this to me and much more... I feel so lucky and proud to have a mom like you. Happy Women's Day to Mother
Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other? Bcoz God Gave Good Brains To Men n Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains
Choose four Select three Love two And Marry one
Let me take this opportunity To wish you a. Happy Women's Day. May the glory and glamour. Of womanhood be. Abundantly bestowed upon you. Happy Women's Day.
Happy Women's Day to you A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you!
Select any number 4 ur lifepartner (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) Reply is must 2 get answer Answers
A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P
An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
On women's day what can I wish for, but the very best for you! Happy Women's Day!
If a man is allowed to select a girl from 90 girls and Even if most beautiful is picked, There's still the pain of losing the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p
An Old man has 8 hair on his head. He went to Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall i cut or count ? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!" LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling.
The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour : "Don't whistle at the girl going out from here, She might b ur grand mother..."