Hindi Kiss SMS / Text Messages

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..