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posted in Hindi Adult SMS

one girl asked to pappu

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS


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Tujhey sub pata hai

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

posted in Hindi Adult SMS

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray mein chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do...

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

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