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Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera...
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LG KG 195
Larkion ko ezzat do
"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay
To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)
Teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.
Usne utari saree...
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!
Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
one girl asked to pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.