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Itnay saray bachay aik sath

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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray mein chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

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Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

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aaj tumhein akeiley mein....

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aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
k...
ki...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do...

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Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay....

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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

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pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

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pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

posted in Hindi Adult SMS

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