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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Usne utari saree...

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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

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Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

posted in Hindi Adult SMS

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

one girl asked to pappu

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Larkion ko ezzat do

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"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS


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Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

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