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Hindi Adult SMS / Text Messages


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posted in Hindi Adult SMS


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Teri sula ke lu?

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teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.

posted in Hindi Adult SMS

Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun

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6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera...
.
LG KG 195

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Nikal lena apna ATM

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Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM

posted in Hindi Adult SMS

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Usne utari saree...

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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

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Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

posted in Hindi Adult SMS


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Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

posted in Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

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