What a lovely weekend I enjoyed

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A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
.
On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

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